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Omgosh! Today's the funniest night enforcement I've EVER had! I was laughing my big fat ass off at the Burping Queen, Mdm. Jeslyn Phua. Gosh! *wipes tears*
It all started when we were doing our monthly night enforcement. *Yes, we summon motorbikes parked at void decks, duh* And I had a water seepage appointment with a resident at this particular block. So my fellow colleague whom we term affectionately "Ah Huat" drove us there and was opening the door when we reached when we heard a deafening scream from our Burping Queen........
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Me: WTF?
Jeslyn: *screaming louder and louder* HAO ER XIN!!! KYAH~~~~~!!!!
Me: What? A cat? What thing?!
Ah Huat: Simi dai ji?!!!
Jeslyn: *continues screaming* LIZARD! KYAH!!!!!
Me: *gets out form the car and takes a look*
(a poor house lizard was lying on the floor amt of the car and our Burping Queen was plastered all the way to the other end of the car and kept on screaming)
Me: WTH!!! It's only a lizard!
Jeslyn: it's digusting! KYAH!!!!
Me and Ah Huat: =_=''''''''''''''''''
Ah Huat: Get out from the other end of the car lar, wah lau....
Me: *lifts head up and laughs out heartily to the evening skies*
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Seriously, I bet my resident already knew of our arrival with that little drama. Poor lizard, dude.
And then when we finished our appointment (me and Jeslyn), an ah-zek was walking his dog and was infront of us. Bloody hell Jeslyn shrieked and scared me and the dog in the process. I jumped slightly and the dog started to bark cuz it also kena stunned.
The ah-zek was heard "Woahahahah..." behind us. WTF.
*is speechless*
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